Platitude Presenter Gilaekom

 


ORIGIN: 

On the planet Pernorykus, an organic vehicle is genetically created to be driven around the world and dispense hopeful platitudes and words of wisdom to the population. The driver is responsible for creating the sayings but eventually runs out of ideas and becomes biologically absorbed by the creature to become a wandering erratic beast.

ABILITIES:

Sonic Blasters : horns that bellow words of wisdom and encouragement
Ground Pounder: large body flatten ground as it travels
Horn Beams: emits energy beams from head horns