Torturous Client Wunmozang

ORIGIN:
A malevolent spirit that takes the form of a difficult client and plagues professional freelancers with contradictory requests for revisions.

ABILITIES:
Squeeze-In: adds more content that cannot literally fit into the confines of the provided space
Flipus-Flopus: does one thing then suddenly does the opposite, seemingly simultaneously 
Erraticonvo: speaks randomly and re-orders discussion mid-sentence