Acronym Buster Vlirg

ORIGIN:
A creature that feeds on the overuse of acronyms, Vlirg descends from the astral plane on invisible webbing and attaches to the back of the offending speaker or writer, slowly draining the victim's good luck.

ABILITIES:
Luck-Drain: steals victim's good luck with its arms
Dizzying Flight: wings allow it to fly in random patterns to confuse pursuers
Bellows: discharges thick black smoke from tunes on its back