A video signal from a long-lost fictional superhero show is intercepted by a Confused Particle Mass and takes the form of the giant hero, though it has no idea how to behave.
ABILITIES:
Zeta-Cross-Beam: uses hand motions to fire energy beam from belly
Banban-Shield: wings enlarge as he spins to deflect attacks
Ten-Thousand Punch: punches enemy 10,000 times in rapid succession