A tree fell in the woods, but no one ever saw it. Did it really fall? This paradox created the terrible kaiju Caljoonfis, who made a habit of knocking things over when no one was looking.
ABILITIES:
Sneak Push: knocks things over when no one is looking
Catch Fury: if caught in the act, extends tongue and legs to flail wildly
Rubberize: turns self into soft rubber form that is immune to pain