When one the Infinite Maintainers is tricked into a deep sleep by a band of Mocking Stars, the Ginga Machine that secretly runs the mundane parts of the galaxy hiccups and loses one of it infinite components, a Processor numbered 9G. The floating item hurls through space and is attacked by treasure-seeking pirates, though the Processor absorbs all of their essence and 'processes' it into greed and avarice. Processor Tube 9G lands on planets to steal whatever it can.
ABILITIES:
Processing: ingests material and energy to convert it into something else
Ginga Turbo: rockets through interstellar space and uses FTL travel
Subspace Armor: immune to attacks by anything that is not FTL